The Moral of the Story...

I mean one night dad went to get some milk, he actually came back! But he was sad in the car because he left his daughter at the store 😢. He was so excited about the oat milk, that he ran out of the store screaming. In a scurry, he fled back and tripped and spilled all the milk. 😭 He went to the store, but this time didn’t come back… aliens do exist in South Dakota. With mandarin oranges and ranch at her side, Meagan lead a pack of orangutans. They went to extract his probe, but the Chinese had other plans… Don’t worry, Chuck Norris is here. With only dental floss, and a jar of mayonnaise, the orangutans were too distracted for the rescue. Then the sky opened up, and it started to rain gumballs. The gumballs were absolutely massive and pelted the Chinese to their death. Turns out, the daughter never existed… And, the aliens made this all an illusion. The very hairy alien grabbed the dad, and gave him a new gallon of oat milk. Moral: milk shopping at night should not be done on acid.